Well, the exact story may change depending on whatever bug-related incident happened most recently. I have the feeling that whatever the actual worst incident was, it's been blocked from his memory entirely. It may have involved these.

Also, Alien on the same forums drew an alternate silly crossover/fanart answer to this question! Which is sort of adorable. Little fairybug things are from their comic, Chasing the Sunset.

Vote incentive: Lineart for the minicomic's cover!

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